Baby got a brand new (to us) ride.
(Thanks B!)
Here he is - checking it out.
Me: Now remember, Son, be careful.
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: Always remember to keep both hands on the wheel.
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: Don't let your friends or passengers distract you when driving.
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: Stay focused at all times.
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: Son! Is that a cell phone in your hand?
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: You should never drive and text at the same time.
Baby: Yes Mother.
Me: It is important to follow the safety rules at all times.
Baby: Look at me! Hands free while driving and texting.
Me: No, Baby, no! That is dangerous!
Baby: I got it handled, Mother.
CRASH!
BANG!
BOOM!*
*No babies were actually injured. But I hope we all learned a valuable lesson today. You blink twice and your babies grow up...
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